The wonderful train company responsible for getting me into London in the mornings has just announced plans to remove some seats from its “overcrowded” trains, in order to
cram more of us in like cattle reduce overcrowding. Instead there will be “perch seats”, and rails to hang onto.
Just great. Perfect. The ticket price is worth every penny.
 the sound of one of those curly paper tube blowly things that make a noise when you blow them and uncurl as they fill with air. You know. You get them in Christmas crackers or parties with the silly hats and party poppers.